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| Offer: I have three promotional standees from the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
1 .DVD release promo for Curse of the Black Pearl: featuring Barbossa (has been assembled, but taken apart with care)
2. Chapterbook tie-in: almost life size Capt. Jack Sparrow (un-assembled)
3. 2 pack DVD release promo for Dead Man's Chest: one standee is Davy Jones, and the other is Capt. Jack Sparrow. (un-assembled)
These can all go to one bidder, or if said high-bidder only wants one or two, I'll go down the list of bidders in descending order to see who wants the rest.
Contact: schadenfreudeprophet [at] gmail [dot] com
Delivery: I will ship by August 1st
Minimum bid: $5. | |
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| As requested, 48 of Betsy. Jebus, and I thought I was pale. I can not tell you how many multiply layers I had to do to get her skin and features to show up, as opposed to a white blob with eyes. >_> teasers:
  
( Behind a cut. )- Tags:blonde hair, blue eyes, blue hair, dyed hair, female, filled request, long hair, pale, piercings, straight hair, thin, white, white hair
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| Offered: Care package from San Diego, California. We've got surfers, of course, and also that world-famous zoo, but have you ever had chili-spiced mangos? Want to know what the heck a fish taco is? Need some postcards and photos for your wall? Maybe a Padres or Chargers hat? Don't forget seashells and flip-flops! I will fill a shoebox with local goodies and send it your way by September 1. It will include wearable items, kitschy souvenirs, newspaper clippings, photographs, and nonperishable local delicacies. You will definitely get a vial of sand and sea water -- great for you inland folks! Also, if you have a fandom that could conceivably lend itself to this, I will write you a short fic about your favorite character(s) visiting San Diego and experiencing the local color. It doesn't matter if this is one of my fandoms as well; I will do the necessary research to accommodate you.
Minimum bid: $10 | |
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| This month marks the release of my latest poetry collection The Handless Maiden and Other Tales Twice Told from Sam's Dot Publishing. This is a collection of many of my fairy tale and fantasy poems published from 2005 to early 2008 and contains several gorgeous black and white accompanying illustrations by my friend and fellow poet, Marge Simon. A little about me: I've been publishing regularly since 2005 and my fiction and poetry has appeared in several print and online venues including The Magazine of Speculative Poetry, Mythic Delirium, Star*Line, The Seventh Quarry, Reflections Edge, Dreams and Nightmares, Goblin Fruit and Illumen, to name only a few. I've also been nominated for the Spectrum Award, the Rhysling Award (every year since 2006) and the 2008 Bram Stoker Award for my poetry. You can familiarize yourself with my work by visiting my Web site Ars Memoriae. Offer: A copy of the trade paperback book, signed (and personalized if you wish) as well as a handwritten copy of a so far unpublished poem, written on high quality paper and also signed. Please note that I will retain full copyright of the poem and may choose to sell it or publish it in a collection later. If you like, I will also make you a bracelet or set of earrings based on a poem from the collection. Starting Bid: $10 No buy it now price. | |
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| Offered: Relationship advice! My favorite non-fandom pastime is ... okay, well, my favorite non-fandom pastime is not up for auction. Ahem. But when I'm not doing that, I like to talk about doing that! I'm a regular contributor to advice communities ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) datinandrelatin, sextips, vaginapagina, and polyamory. My qualifications? About ten years total of therapy. Heh. Plus growing up in a household with two recovering-alcoholic psychology-majors for parents and a LOT of dramatastic relationships under my belt (plus several awesome ones once I learned my damn lesson!). Some examples of my advice: On birthdays and pot-smokingRuining a relationship with overreacting?Inconsiderate husbandBoyfriend tells another girl he likes herNeed help in bed!Parents and the age of consent (We don't have to discuss a romantic relationship!) (Note that most of these are flocked, but the communities have open membership so it's easy enough to get access to them.) We can chat on the instant-messaging client of your choice, via Skype, on an actual telephone call, or through email. I will probably ask you lots of questions and will do my very, very best to say more in response than DTMFA. Buy it Now: $10
Number available: UnlimitedThrow down ten bucks, get some possibly useful advice. w00t! | |
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| Ravi "wants me to apologize to him". I have him one of those "you've got to be fucking kidding me" looks I'm so good at. I'm mentally adding to the list of nasty names to call him.
And now my to-do list since it's just SUCH the thing to do now!
ASS_Carnival stuff
-Write the "sandwich" fic
-Write the "calendar" fic
-Plan a third fic and write it.
RoseDonna stuff
-Rewatch "Turn Left" and make notes
-Write RoseDonna fic
Real life things
-Deposit check
-Get an estimate on how much it'd cost to either dye my hair back to brown or bleach it. Weigh options
-Fill out three Subway applications and fax them out. | |
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| Offer: You pick a musical (or play), I'll gather some stuff related to it, put it in a box, and ship it to you, no matter how far from Broadway you are!
The contents of the box will obviously vary somewhat, depending on how obscure the show is, whether or not it's still running, etc etc. If you're interested in, say, two older/more obscure shows instead of one major show (a la Rent, Wicked), we can work that out. Possible items include sheet music, magnets/mugs, Playbills, photos of the theater, and clothing/jewelry. Also included will be some general NYC stuff, both touristy and non, and something homemade, quite likely to be baked goods or hemp jewelry. Size and complexity of package will be proportional to bid. Happy to discuss any preferences or details. :-)
If the bid goes over $40 and the winner picks a show that is either still running or opening soon, I'll include a Playbill signed by at least one main actor (exceptions: Jersey Boys and The Lion King, because tickets are out of my price range). In case it sways your choice, best results will occur with Wicked, Rent, Xanadu, Spring Awakening, Boeing-Boeing, Avenue Q, The Little Mermaid, probably [title of show], and possibly Gypsy.
The one thing I will not do is audio- or video-record a performance of a show. Sorry.
Contact: llyfrgell at gmail dot com
Delivery: Will be mailed by the beginning of September. (Caveat: If the signed-Playbill option is included, delivery will depend on when I can get to the show.)
Minimum bid: $20 | |
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| Offered: 1/2 oz. of perfume oil, custom blended by me based on your scent preferences and the ambiance you wish to invoke. I use all vegan, non-synthetic oils, essential oils, and absolutes for my perfumes, and am happy to work around any allergies you may have.
Contact: notapooka[at]gmail[dot]com
Delivery: Perfume will be mailed by December 31 (probably sooner, but some ingredients are difficult to get a hold of, so if I'm out of something I need for your blend, this gives me time to find it)
Minimum Bid: $35 | |
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| Offer: One handmade collage, featuring your choice of text and simple graphics. Text can be song lyrics, a famous quotation, a line from a book, or anything else you like. Graphics must be simple because I'm really not capable of anything else. Your collage will be made on construction paper, approximately 9 by 12 inches, and painted over with a mixture of water and glue to keep pieces from coming off. An example can be found here*. Contact: insertpseudonym AT yahoo DOT com Delivery: I will have your collage in the mail by September 30th. Minimum Bid: $2 Buy It Now: $10 *The words in this collage are from the song "Your Horoscope for Today," by Weird Al, and the first word in the middle line is "that," which my scanner decided to cut off. | |
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| Offer: Are you awesome? I mean, are you truly, magnificently, badically awesome? Do you sometimes log onto your Livejournal and say to yourself, Self, you say. I am awesome, and I know this, but does the world? Do you spend hours each night tossing and turning, trying to figure out just how to express to your fellow Eljayers the unadulterated awesome you possess?
Worry no more, dear friends. For a donation of such a small size I'm ashamed to even bring it up, I will provide you with a unique set of 10 Awesome Icons. Women will come on to you. Men will faint dead away. Dogs will sprout wings and fly circles around your house and your Livejournal will level up in awesomenacity. This is not a lie*.
And, just because such awesome can't be contained in a single Livejournal, I'm making this offer to the five - yes, five - highest bidders. You have until the 15th of July to embrace your potential awesome. Do not shirk this most excellent of duties.
Contact: My email is in my AWESOME user info.
Delivery: November 1st seems to be a popular date, so November 1st it is.
Minimum bid: $1.
*It's not a guarantee, but it's not a lie, either. | |
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| Still insane, still offering stuff, why, brain, why? Gacked the idea off the brilliant ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) crystalusagiOffered: A year's worth of hosting on my domain ( http://www.andmoreslow.net) -- you get a subdomain, an FTP account, and more or less freedom to do whatever you want with it so long as it doesn't get us killed and/or suspended and/or tracked down and murdered in our beds. I really underuse the capacity of the site, so if you guys are looking for a place to stash those images or upload those fics? NOW IS GOOD TIME. I'm offering five subdomains! Delivery: As soon as the bid ends. Contact: raisecallfold on AIM, LJ PM me, or karangunii over at gmail. Minimum bid: $1 Buy it now: $15. If you want me to help you set up wordpress and sort of FAQ you through it (no custom designs (...yet), sorry!), top that BIN price off to $20! | |
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| I am officially insane, and so are the other two mods, as they told me I should totally do this when I came up with the idea. So!
The high bidder on this auction will receive a care package made up of items from the storehouse of Yuuko from CLAMP's xxxHolic and Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles.
What, exactly, would be in it? That would be telling! However, it may or may not contain: secrets, foodstuffs, exotic perfumes, faded letters, art, mysterious objects with esoteric instructions, photographs, tragic histories, tear-stained diaries, maps of nonexistent places, or any amount of other items.
(The high bidder will be asked to provide information on allergies and phobias, so that the package will be enjoyed instead of feared.)
When will this box of marvels be mailed? By October 1st, as there needs to be time for me Watanuki to rummage through the storehouse and assemble just the right items and label them properly.
MINIMUM BID: $15
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| lady_ganesh is tracking the total already donated here. That's awesome, but I got a wild hair across my ass tonight and decided I HAD TO KNOW how we were doing overall. So I spent *checks clock* about three hours going through every. single. auction. and totaling up the highest bids. By my reckoning, the current high-bid total in auctions not yet won is ... ( Read more... ) | |
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| Offer: I will write fanfic of no less than 5000 words in the following fandoms: Angel, Stargate Atlantis, Bandom, Criminal Minds, and Burn Notice.
Breakdowns of what characters/pairings I'll write is as follows:
Angel: Gunn, Fred, Lindsey, and Angel.
SGA: John, Ronon, Teyla, Cadman, Rodney and Lorne. I'm not much of a John/Rodney shipper, so other than that, have at it.
Bandom: MCR (any), Travis McCoy, Spencer Smith, Greta Salpeter, VickyT, Jamia, Amanda Palmer.
Criminal Minds: Any and all characters.
Burn Notice: Any and all characters, with the exception of Jason Bly.
I'll ask for a pairing/character and will write to your provided prompt/scenario. Crossovers welcome. Slash, gen and het welcome. You can, if you want, request something from an existing verse of mine.
Contact: My email is in my user info.
Delivery: I will have your story written by November 1.
Minimum bid: $25. | |
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| - Tags:afro, black hair, brunette, curly hair, dark hair, facial hair, filled request, male, medium length hair, musician, short hair, vintage, white
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| Offer: one handmade bead-embellished metal bookmark, silvertoned metal findings with a hand-carved blue goldstone dangle of a howling wolf. The bookmark itself is an unmarked shiny, hard metal -- judging by similar items I've seen in bead catalogs it's probably silver-plated steel. The bookmark piece is roughly 3.5 inches/9 cm long -- about half the size of my other metal bookmarks, a nice little miniature that's especially well-suited for paperbacks or travel. My camera really doesn't do the wolf bead justice -- there are lots of little fine details carved in that don't show up in the photo, and the stone shimmers with a myriad of tiny violet and coppery-gold flecks. Contact: LiveJournal messaging via profile pageMinimum Bid: $5 USD Buy It Now: $15 USD Delivery: Will be mailed at auction's end, as soon as you send me shipping info. I'm happy to ship outside of the US, but please consider the greater cost of international shipping when bidding... If you'd like this to arrive ready for gift-giving, I'll be happy to put it in a ribbon-tied gift box for a small extra fee -- just let me know the occasion/color scheme you'd like the packaging to suit!   | |
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| Offer: A collection of goodies from the San Francisco Bay Area. The care package may include local treats, postcards, souvenir items, and/ or items representing local icons such as Pixar, Bruce Lee, The Hell's Angels ect. Feel free to specify a city or theme to the package.
Contact: schadenfreudeprophet @ gmail. com
Delivery: I will ship your package by August 31st.
Minimum bid: $10 | |
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| Originally, I thought this would be a one-shot for the ass_carnival, but I'm sensing more story ahead. Title: Summer Boys Length: 5600 Rating: NC-17 Summary: Scorpius has come to visit his best friend, Lily, at her family's summer home. When he goes in search of a drink of water in the middle of the night, everything changes. Disclaimer: I own nothing. All characters belong to JK Rowling, her publishers and movie studio people. No profit was made - it's purely for my own enjoyment. Hurray! Summer Boys | |
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| Show off your pride with this cute squiggle rainbow sticker! ( Scan of sticker )Contact: UneEtoileEnCiel@aol.com Deliver: The sticker will be sent 1-2 days after auction close. Minimum Bid: $1 Buy It Now: $5 |
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